hail hubert!
this is a website made in the name of Hubert the almighty king of the cucumber gods, to make sure you know that he’s cool.
Who We Are
We are a group of divine beings cursed to be cucumbers for all of eternity after Hubert lost a bet.
Our pantheon
Hubert
Shannon
Brad
Karen
Zoe
Jimmy
Emma
Mike
mason
Kendra
Matilda
Al
Donald
Gary
Bartholomew