hail hubert!

this is a website made in the name of Hubert the almighty king of the cucumber gods, to make sure you know that he’s cool.

Who We Are

We are a group of divine beings cursed to be cucumbers for all of eternity after Hubert lost a bet.

Our pantheon

Hubert

Shannon

Brad

Karen

Zoe

Jimmy

Emma

Mike

mason

Kendra

Matilda

Al

Donald

Gary

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