HUbert
Hubert, or formally known as Hubert The Almighty King Of The Cucumber Gods, Is well... king of the cucumber gods. He is the most powerful of the cucumber gods and the one who created the first world out of his toenail clippings (what? it was the only other thing he could find in the infinite void). Hubert has four siblings, Steven, Shannon, Julie, and Brad. While he may be all powerful, there is one thing that he can’t help but suffer from, narcolepsy.
Background
Birth
Before anything existed, it was just two primordial realms and a whole lot of void between them. In the sky realm, lived the great sky mom Linda, and in the underworld lived the under dad Steve (which I guess makes Steven Steven Jr?). Hubert and his siblings were children of the sky mom and under dad born into the void between them.
creating the world
Anyways, at first, it was just Hubert and his siblings vibing in the void, until Hubert got bored. So, Hubert asked his siblings if he could be king. Hubert's siblings agreed and he became Hubert The Almighty King Of The Gods (they weren't cucumbers yet I'll get there). Hubert's first action as king was creating the first world. To do this (as previously mentioned) Hubert poured huis toenail clippings into a bucket he created, and shaped the first world.
When They first saw the world, Shannon said “hey isn’t it kinda dark in here?” To which Hubert Replied “yes” and with a snap of his fingers (still not cucumbers yet) he created The big lightbulb.
The big lightbulb was okay, but it didn’t last forever. When it went out, they all panicked, until Hubert had an idea.
Great lighthouse of gudjmatak
Using their combined power, Hubert and his siblings lit the Great Lighthouse of Gudjmatak. The Lighthouse held the most divine and ethereal light to ever exist, and the world prospered in it’s light.
Steven’s Betrayal
When steven Threw Angorad into the fires of the Great Lighthouse and destroyed the first world, Hubert was distraught at how his brother could be evil. But Hubert didn't have time to think about that, he and the other gods had to escape. But to where? Then Hubert had an idea, so he created Estlekahr, Portaling the gods away alongside the gudjmatites. In Estlekahr the gods came up with a plan to defeat steven. First was the forging of Hubert's whip. Then, using their combined power, the gods created the second world. Lastly a HUGE war happened. At the end of the war, Hubert whipped steven so hard he nocliped through the world and his consciousness becoming Ahanharr.
losing a bet
One day, Hubert made a bet with one of the spirits of Ahanharr. Sadly Hubert lost the bet and the consequence of which was that the gods had to take the form of cucumbers for the rest of eternity.
