The ****
The **** is a secret organization created to eliminate the worst criminals. This organization is so secret that the name must be censored, even by us.
To be honest with you, I don’t know why I’m making this article. See, The **** has brainwashing frogs that erase your memory. So you aren’t going to remember this.
Currently their leader is Dominic who was able to take over thanks to his father, a former leader. We wish we could go into more detail, but we have to keep a lot of this classified.
Patrick
The top target who has defeated our best agents, we’re honestly scared man. He is the flamethrower wielding leader of the boys (and also not just boys) who always has a fool proof plan. under truce until pineapple apocalypse is won.
Tunges Boner Jim Thy Forth
Hitler’s grandson who is mafia boss/emperor of the chick-fil-a sauce empire. He shot down Santa Clause, tortures people, owns slaves, and so on.
Ethan
War crimes, a lot of them.
Mr. Pineapple
The architect of the pineapple apocalypse.
Minecraft Steve
He has enslaved villagers Killed an endangered species and has committed TONS of war crimes.
Emperor Palpatine
Somehow still alive, again. No one is surprised at this point
Jack
Australian survivalist and second most dangerous member of the boys (and also not just boys) behind Patrick. he’s scary cuz he dosn’t need a weapon…
Sakura
katana wielding Japanese menace of the boys (and also not just boys). you’ll never see her coming with how stealthy she is.
Tessa van der sneep
The Dutch fisherman of the boys (and also not just boys). she is skilled with a knife and is pretty used to water.
Jeremy
Patrick’s British accomplice Who he Finds so ugly and stupid that he refuses to acknowledge his presence on the list
Duo (the Duolingo Owl)
Somehow survived his encounter with John Cena. While he claims he faked his death, he is probably just trying to hide what actually happened for an unknown reason.
All the Minions
Always evil and always looking for an evil master.
Gru
Forgot to sign the paperwork to get off the list.
Dru
Gru’s brother who continues his father’s legacy after The twins, Rob and Bob, eliminated him.
Erik
Norwegian Viking with a thirst for blood. he and his sister would go on to join the boys (and also not just boys) because “there isn’t enough bloodshed.”
Astrid
Erik’s twin sister who is also very into bloodshed.
Frederick
Patrick’s German menace of a getaway driver WHO ALWAYS GETS AWAY SOMEHOW >:(
Pierre
French baker of the boys (and also not just boys) with an obsession with bread. Don’t let that fool you, he’s just as much a menace as the rest.
??? (the AK-47 and Jeremy hybrid)
A DISGUSTING, HIDIOUS, ABSOLUTLY CURSED ABOMINATION that was created when Jeremy somehow had a baby with an AK-47.
Adolf Hitler
Fled to Argentina, Found a life extension secret, and plots to take over the world.
Kasia
Polish tech genius and hacker of the boys (and also not just boys), who hates memes about how her home country is always getting occupied.
Muhammad
The most religious member of the boys (and also not just boys) who uses a scimitar for some reason.
Krishna
the son of an Indian monk who joined the boys (and also not just boys) and often has beef with the others.
Antonio
successor of an Italian mafia boss who’s empire was taken down. he would go on to join the boys (and also not just boys) and fusses at everyone over their cooking skills.
Bob The Giant Spider From Australia
Australia wasn’t dangerous enough so Bob happened. No one knows how big he has gotten since he was last seen in 1988, no one is willing to check. He was last recorded as being 1023 ft (311.8104 m).
Zeus
Still causing chaos and still going around having affairs with every woman he sees.
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Accidentally bumped into and asteroid 65 million years ago and killed the dinosaurs, claims it was a “minor navigational error”