The ****
The **** is a secret organization created to eliminate the worst criminals. This organization is so secret that the name must be censored, even by us. They were initially created to get rid of Patrick, the worst criminal to ever exist.
Currently their leader is Dominic who was able to take over thanks to his father, a former leader. We wish we could go into more detail, but we have to keep a lot of this classified.
Patrick
The top target who has defeated our best agents, we’re honestly scared man-under truce until pineapple apocalypse is won.
Ethan
War crimes, a lot of them.
Mr. Pineapple
The architect of the pineapple apocalypse.
Riggy the rabbit monkey
Mass murder and other horrible crimes.
Minecraft Steve
He has enslaved villagers Killed an endangered species and has committed TONS of war crimes.
Emperor Palpatine
Somehow still alive, again. No one is surprised at this point
Jeremy
Patrick’s accomplice Who he Finds so ugly and stupid that he refuses to acknowledge his presence on the list
Duo (the Duolingo Owl)
Somehow survived his encounter with John Cena. While he claims he faked his death, he is probably just trying to hide what actually happened for an unknown reason.
All the Minions
Always evil and always looking for an evil master.
Gru
Forgot to sign the paperwork to get off the list.
Dru
Gru’s brother who continues his father’s legacy after The twins, Rob and Bob, eliminated him.
Frederick
Patrick’s menace of a getaway driver WHO ALWAYS GETS AWAY SOMEHOW >:(
??? (the AK-47 and Jeremy hybrid)
A DISGUSTING, HIDIOUS, ABSOLUTLY CURSED ABOMINATION that was created when Jeremy somehow had a baby with an AK-47.
Adolf Hitler
Fled to Argentina, Found a life extension secret, and plots to take over the world.
Bob The Giant Spider From Australia
Australia wasn’t dangerous enough so Bob happened. No one knows how big he has gotten since he was last seen in 1988, no one is willing to check. He was last recorded as being 1023 ft (311.8104 m).
Zues
Still causing chaos and still going around having affairs with every woman he sees.
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Accidentally bumped into and asteroid 65 million years ago and killed the dinosaurs, claims it was a “minor navigational error”